Funny Bookmarks

These funny acrylic bookmarks are perfect for bookworms who like their fiction with a side of sarcasm. Laser-engraved on durable, crystal-clear acrylic, each bookmark features a cheeky quote that any true reader will instantly relate to.

Whether you’re shopping for a teacher, best friend, book club buddy, or just feeding your own bookish obsession — these bookmarks are the perfect mix of practical and hilarious.

🤓 Quote Options Include:
• If my book is open your mouth should be closed.
• A day without reading is like...just kidding, I have no idea.
• I work so I can support my book addiction.
• Anyone who has time to clean is not reading nearly enough.
• I have no shelf control.
• Sometimes you just need to lay on a couch and read for a couple of years.
• Some people have never read a banned book and it shows.
• My personality is 85% the last book I read.
✨ Don’t see your favorite quote? Message me! I love doing custom bookmarks.

🎁 Perfect For:
• Bookworms & fiction lovers
• Teacher gifts
• Stocking stuffers
• Book club favors
• Just-because gifts for yourself (you deserve it)

📏 Details:
• Size: approx. 1.3” x 6”
• Material: 1/8” frosted clear acrylic
• Laser engraved (won’t fade or peel!)
• Comes with a chiffon ribbon tassel — you choose the color!
• Packaged ready for gifting